A mirage in the desert still contains merely contains
sand. It offers no nourishment or survival for someone
stranded. The film adaptation of Clive Cussler’s “Sahara” gives
the illusion it contains sustenance when it merely copies
every action-adventure film from “King Solomon’s
Mines” to James Bond and Indiana Jones sagas. Though
not a good film, Sahara nonetheless is an entertaining
film.
Eva, a beautiful doctor from the World Health Organization
(Penelope Cruz, “Vanilla Sky”), uncovers a
deadly plague traveling down the Niger River into Mali.
This discovery makes her a target for the Mali warlord.
A treasure hunting ex-Navy Seal, Dirk Pitt ( Matthew McConaughey, “A
Time To Kill”) prevents an attempt on her life and
inadvertently becomes her guardian angel.
Dirk and his partner (Steve Zahn, “Joyride”)
have been trekking across the world seeking an American
Civil War iron clad ship that may or may not have journeyed
across oceans over a hundred years ago. This lost ark-shaped
boat should not have made it from the United States to
Africa, but they believe the impossible voyage has landed
in Mali.
Both Eva and Dirk’s missions collide in the desert
as they battle the ruthless army of General Kazim (Lennie
James) and the corrupt practices of a businessman (Lambert
Wilson).
Television director Breck Eisner moves forward with a
sub-par script and manages to infuses it with a joyful
inanity. Several set pieces rival James Bond sequences.
A boat race raises the heartbeats as Dirk bounces from
his yacht to the enemies. There’s also a sharp scene
where a rescue is told from the point of view of a strangulation
victim. The visuals are milky, upside down with jagged
edits, while heavy breathing floods the soundtrack. It’s
a visceral experience.
There’s much idiocy, however, with an abundance
of contradictions. Pistols shoot more bullets than are
possible; people sand-surf downed planes across the dunes;
trucks easily disassemble after unscrewing two tiny bolts.
What does not stretch credibility has been lifted directly
from other movies. So many clichés have been utilized.
People outrun firebombs at the last moment. In a “Raiders
of the Lost Ark” rip-off, Dirk fights an enemy beside
an approaching helicopter. Even the music blares the muting
trombones found in James Bond’s scores.
The biggest problem with “Saraha” is the absence
of compelling villains. A cold thug with a crown and a
Euro-trash garbage collector would not make James Bond
sweat. They wouldn’t make James and the Giant Peach
sweat. Neither is particularly charming, witty or threatening.
Their army functions as a zombie squad like most 80’s
action flicks. They surface like pop-a-moles, shoot off
machine guns, nearly-missing targets, then screech as they
drop.
Part of what makes “Sahara” enjoyable despite
its considerable faults is the chemistry between the three
leads. McConaughey, sporting a tan and bleached teeth,
portrays the self-absorbed modern swashbuckler with a soft
spot when facing inequity. Cruz has rarely been photographed
so luminously. She displays buoyancy missing in most her
English-language films. Zahn, as the sidekick, tosses off
one-liners and steers the boats with ease. None of the
three carry any weight, any layers of contradictions, they’ve
been designed and enacted to entertain, nothing else.
A fast-paced but thin pre-summer movie, “ Sahara” will
bide audiences time as they anxiously await “Revenge
of the Sith” in May. Grade: C+ |